Wednesday, January 31, 2007

I'm Still Dave the Bone Wanker

I hate myself because I'm a closet homosexual and I love to be man-handled by dark, hairy men -- especially Muslim men.

Yes, I'm an infidel, but I pretend to be a Muslim so that I can get close to smelly desert-dwelling butt pirates.

I have learned one thing for sure in my life, most Muslim men are open to gayness behind closed doors. This pleases me immensely. I'll pitch or catch. I don't care. I love it all.

More later.

I have a gerbil caught in my you-know-what and I have to free him or I won't be able to sit (shit) for a week!

Catch more about me from my fake personality blog: Malung TV News (and butt pirate anecdotes).

Ta ta girls!

11 Comments:

Blogger dave bones said...

you finally posted something! Dont get banned now!

2:28 AM  
Blogger dave bones said...

Muhammad was a rapist, faggot,pedophile, child molester, fraud, and pussy. And there is no Allah.

(quoting your rational and informed comment on my blog)

Why do you think I might be in the slightest bit concerned about your (or anyone elses) opinions about Muhammad, Allah, Buddah, or Haile Selassie?

9:07 AM  
Blogger dave bones said...

Here you go- This guy suffers from the same sexual problems you do!

11:46 AM  
Blogger dave bones said...

Whats happening Mr Muslim Question? You said "more later" and its been months now...

3:27 AM  
Blogger Rightwingsnarkle said...

Yo, dude. Rightwingsnarkle in the hiz-ouse.

BTW, I'm not sure what you meant by "hate site" in your comment over at the Houston chickie's, since I'm all about the love, brother.

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