I'm Still Dave the Bone Wanker
Yes, I'm an infidel, but I pretend to be a Muslim so that I can get close to smelly desert-dwelling butt pirates.
I have learned one thing for sure in my life, most Muslim men are open to gayness behind closed doors. This pleases me immensely. I'll pitch or catch. I don't care. I love it all.
I have a gerbil caught in my you-know-what and I have to free him or I won't be able to sit (shit) for a week!
Catch more about me from my fake personality blog: Malung TV News (and butt pirate anecdotes).
Ta ta girls!